“Saturday Night Live“Again, looked back on the week of politics in the Cold Open, focusing on a reportedly explosive Trump cabinet meeting where Marco Rubio and Elon Musk got a shouting match.
Donald Trump, played by James Austin Johnson, tries a broker a ceasefire with State Secretary Rubio, played by Marcello Hernandez. “Now your name Mark Ruby is,” Trump told him, after proclaiming that English is the country’s official national language.
“But what I do not accept is that Elon has total access to our government,” Rubio said. “Plan crashes and he continues to try to fire air traffic control.”
“Well, Elon knows a lot about air travel. Okay? “Trump replied.” He runs Space X, which makes incredible things when it comes to explosions, in terms of rocket debris. ”
Trump said Musk gave him some good things to talk about in the state of the Union’s address, which “You know they spend $ 8 million on making mice transgender. Can you believe it? Probably not, because that’s not true, but I said it, and it got a big laugh – and it’s addictive.”
Trump turned out to be a “white lotus” fan and said: “But while I caused chaos I have worked behind the scenes, and I am very close to a deal with the Panaman government to regain the Panama Canal. I don’t want it anymore. Seems like a trouble. What I really love is Thailand, okay? Because I look at” White Lotus “and that looks like
Mike Myers When Musk jumped in for the home and Rubio asked why he does a funny little dance.
“I can’t believe this is the guy you have given access to the entire government. He is not a elected official. If you had to insult each other, at least do them well, Rubio said. “Something like Elon. How do you have 20 children? But I’ve never seen you with chick, just dudes named Donkey Dog and Boner King, do you know?
In VoiceOver, Myers’ Musk Chanpedited Dr. Evil and whines that “many people really seem to hate me. My Tesla share crashes, and my personal net value only fell by $ 100 billion. “
Trump then distributed some orders and said: “Marco, get your budget under control. Elon, stay in your lane. You are not the boss, but I paid you $ 300 million and that is why you are the boss. ”
Lady Gaga, who released her seventh studio album “Mayhem” this week, hosts the show for the second time and serves as a musical guest for the fifth time.
Look at the cold open below:
